Presence Jokes

What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

How did Darth Vadar know what Luke got him for Christmas?

He felt his presence

What does Eckhart Tolle get for Christmas?

Presence

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas A: He could feel his presence!