Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

x-post /r/puns Scotch.

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

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Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

x-post /r/puns Scotch.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.