Why you never mess with imported ants?

Because they are **important**.

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Why is Bruce Wayne's hair messed up?

Because of his cowlick.

How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room.."

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Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.