Why you never mess with imported ants?

Because they are **important**.

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Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

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Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

Why you never mess with imported ants?

Because they are **important**.