Why you never mess with imported ants?

Because they are **important**.

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Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?

Because they mess up the whole house !

Why is Bruce Wayne's hair messed up?

Because of his cowlick.

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Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.