Why you never mess with imported ants?

Because they are **important**.

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Why is Bruce Wayne's hair messed up?

Because of his cowlick.

Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare

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What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.

Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins