Why you never mess with imported ants?

Because they are **important**.

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Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

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Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.