What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.

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What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

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Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

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Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.