What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.

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Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

Where does Russia get its water from?

De-stalinization plants

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What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

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What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.

Why you never mess with imported ants?

Because they are **important**.