What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

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What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

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Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.