What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.

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Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

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What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

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Why you never mess with imported ants?

Because they are **important**.

Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.