How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

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How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

Why was the manipulative ghost so unsuccessful?

People could see right through him.

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How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

How Am I Doing?

I'll Tell You How I'm Doing Volumes: 1-8

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How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

What do you get when you cross reddit and a weekend?

No new messages.

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What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

Why aren't there very many jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

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Why was the programmer's code incomprehensible?

No comment.

What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

Reddit Old

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What do you call a black guy at college?

A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

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What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.

How many redditors does it take to post a joke to /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.