What do you call a woman who can't make sandwiches?

Single.

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Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

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How do we know God's not a woman?

We're not sandwiches.

What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

Self-raising dead.