What do you call a woman who can't make sandwiches?

Single.

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What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

Why are women like DOS?

BAD COMMAND OR FILENAME

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When/why do feminists hate cannibals?

When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading.

Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.