How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

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What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

What did Matthew McConaughey say when he got a scholarship?

Fulbright, fulbright, fulbright...

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Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together?

Because he was in-bread.

What was Nero's favorite kind of sandwich?

A Plebeian J

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What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye