How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

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What does Matthew McConaughey think about an all white, Republican Government?

Altright, altright, altright

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

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What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

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What is matthew mcconaughey favorite bread?

All rye all rye

What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.