How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

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What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

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What do you call food between two slices of bread?

a sandwich

Why didn't the feminist picnic work out?

because they all refused to make sandwiches.

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What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.

What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye