How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

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What did Matthew McConaughey say when he got a scholarship?

Fulbright, fulbright, fulbright...

What does Matthew McConaughey think about an all white, Republican Government?

Altright, altright, altright

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How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley

What did one redneck say to the other?

If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich.

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What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye