How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

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Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

What does Matthew McConaughey think about an all white, Republican Government?

Altright, altright, altright

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How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley

What do you call a woman that won't make a sandwich?

An ambulance.

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What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.