What did one redneck say to the other?

If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich.

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Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together?

Because he was in-bread.

Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

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How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?

A: Pretty hot

What does a redneck do when he misses his girlfriend?

Reload, take better aim.

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Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred

What's a redneck's favorite type of bread?

Inbred