What did one redneck say to the other?

If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich.

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How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together?

Because he was in-bread.

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Why do rednecks hate math?

Integration.

How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.

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What do you call bread baked in the south?

inbred

Why is flour so dumb?

It's inbred.