What did one redneck say to the other?

If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich.

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What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero"

Whats the problem with feminist picnics ?

None of them make the sandwiches.

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What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

How do you know a redneck invented the toothbrush?

If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush

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What kind of bread do Rednecks like?

Inbred

Why do rednecks love sandwiches?

Because they're inbred too.