Why are magnets so arousing?

They're very attractive.

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Why was the magnet seeing the Psychiatrist?

Because it was bipolar.

Why is the magnet on medication?

Because it's bipolar

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What do you call an aroused eskimo dwarf?

A frigid midget with a rigid digit.

Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)