Why is the magnet on medication?

Because it's bipolar

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Why are magnets so arousing?

They're very attractive.

Why did Insane Clown Posse never learn about magnets?

They're repulsive!

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What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

What medications do I take?

I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long