Because it's bipolar
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Urine trouble!
Aspirin sorry guys
I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long
You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.
At your cervix, m'lady
the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."
She had no sense of porpoise.
Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.
Because it was bipolar.
They're repulsive!
The position of the dirtbag.
What base you're counting in.
Fill the tank
A clip joint.
He forgot his head and shoulders.
Because they've forgotten the words !
Om-bre
Make me one with everything*
he would always go all Id.
Now we just have to call him Dav.
