Medication Jokes

Why is the magnet on medication?

Because it's bipolar

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What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

What medication that can make people inspire you?

Aspirin sorry guys

What medications do I take?

I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

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How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Paramedic Jokes More Paramedic Jokes

What do you call two healthcare professionals hanging out?

A paramedics.

What do you call 2 medics?

paramedics

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How 'bout this one?

Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.

Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

Rich Jokes More Rich Jokes

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

Medic Jokes More Medic Jokes

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.

Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.