Medication Jokes

Why is the magnet on medication?

Because it's bipolar

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What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

What medication that can make people inspire you?

Aspirin sorry guys

What medications do I take?

I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

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Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why are refugees bad at math?

They refuse to integrate.

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

Urine Trouble Jokes More Urine Trouble Jokes

What does R. Kelly say to his kids when they do something bad?

Urine trouble

What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!"

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden?

He wanted to raise some hard cash.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

5000 Jokes More 5000 Jokes

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

Medic Jokes More Medic Jokes

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

What do you call the medic in a K9 unit?

A dogtor.

Transcend Jokes More Transcend Jokes

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.