Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

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Why don't kleptomaniacs have a sense of humor?

Because they take everything, literally....

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

A: Laughing stock.

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Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."

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Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"

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Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

Who would you turn to face?

be careful with whom you chose

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!"

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.