Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

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Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense ,lets call them Klingons

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?"

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

Why is the network engineer sad?

Because his career is in bits.

Why was the archeologist depressed?

because his career was in ruins