What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!"

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Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

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How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

Why is the archaeologist sad?

Because his career is in ruins.

Jeopardy Jokes More Jeopardy Jokes

What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!"

Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.