What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!"

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What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!"

Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.