Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic
ME: "I write and want to dir--" "GUNSHOT*
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.
I can't hear you, but I can see your point
What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired
It breaks the trunk.
He joins AARP
A: The car salesman can probably drive!
Yep, people are just dying to get in there
Irene
Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.
Head and shoulders.
I blame my shelf
Statue bro?"
Don't taste me, bro !
A senpairate.
What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.
It's theft rate.
Because they're reliable, quality made cars.
Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.
