Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic
They always want to play leap-frog with him.
No-stalgia.
She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.
Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."
He had Gnocchi.
In blind spots.
Grade A!
It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.
A right a right a right!
Ford was my best friend.
Because women are right.
Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*
Don't glaze me, bro
Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF
No weigh...
Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:
It's theft rate.
Because they're reliable, quality made cars.
Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.
