Id. Jokes

Why was Freud a bad poker player?

he would always go all Id.

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What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

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Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

What's the best thing about Sweden?

I can't pick, but their flag is a huge plus.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?

A: Carry loaded weapons.

Prague Jokes More Prague Jokes

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

Rank Jokes More Rank Jokes

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

What do you call a top-ranking Mexican dude that oversees everything?

Seor Manager

Collar Id Jokes More Collar Id Jokes

What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.

How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law?

I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.

How do you know if someone is Puerto Rican?

They tell you.