How do you know if someone is Puerto Rican?

They tell you.

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How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

What does a strong shoulder do when it doesn't know how to get any stronger?

Shrugs.

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How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

What does the Sargeant of the Knowledge division always tell his troops to get?

in formation

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Why are there no Puerto Rican's in Star Trek?

They won't work in the future either.

Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature?

Because the spray paint can wasn't invented until 1949.