What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

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What did the baby computer call his dad?

Data!

What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.

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What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son."

Why is that my son?

Son: Because...Walking dead Intro/outro plays loud

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

What's the range of an accordion?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

What do you call a dancing cow?

A milkshake

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

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What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.