What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

When she asks "is that your puppy?

say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

What do you call sandman when he robs you?

THAT SON OF A BEACH ROBBED ME!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

What do you call a dancing cow?

A milkshake

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

Gather Jokes More Gather Jokes

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

Where do Arabians with cowboy hats gather?

Howdy Arabia