How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

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Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime?

Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

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What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

A: They stop delivering.

Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

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Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

What's the most played song at Amish parties?

Churn Down For What

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What's the range of an accordion?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

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How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

What is it called when a man molests with each release?

Per version.

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Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.

What do you do when you see your neighbour staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.