How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

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Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

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What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

When will the Jared jokes stop?

When they get too old.

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Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

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What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

How do you keep black people out of your back yard?

Hang one in the front!

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What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile

What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow

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How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next