How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

What do you call a seaside shanty for kids without parents?

A wharfanage

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Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

When does one play a corny game?

You play it by ear.

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

What do you do when you see your neighbour staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

Molest Jokes More Molest Jokes

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test?

Because the testicles

Neighbour Jokes More Neighbour Jokes

Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them