Molest them
Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...
One of them got shot for touching a kid.
The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.
When they get too old.
Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.
You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.
Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!
Hang one in the front!
A Petophile
Rustled Crow
Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next