How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How do porcupines play leapfrog?

Very carefully

Why can't Emma Watson ever play Hermione Granger again?

Cos once you go black, you never go back.

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A: A fence.

How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

Molest Jokes More Molest Jokes

What do you call the High Sparrow who is caught molesting kids?

The Deviated Septon.

What is it called when a man molests with each release?

Per version.

Neighbour Jokes More Neighbour Jokes

What do you do when you see your neighbour staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next