What breed of dog is the most depressing...?

A melancholy.

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Why does a dog on a U-boat have a deep bark?

Because he's a sub woofer.

What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

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What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.