Breed Jokes

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

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How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

What breed of dog is the most depressing...?

A melancholy.

Which religion breeds terrorism the most?

Not Islam

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Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

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What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

Shampoodle Jokes More Shampoodle Jokes

What dog loves to take bubble baths ?

A shampoodle !

What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why should you always keep a firearm in the small room by your front door?

Foyer protection

What's a Henway?

Oh, you know. About 5 pounds. I'll show myself the door now.

Main Stream Jokes More Main Stream Jokes

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe?

elephantgiraffesin()

What do an elephant and an apricot have in common?

They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.