Main Stream Jokes

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

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Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

Maine Jokes More Maine Jokes

What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

What is the difference between everyone and bullets?

I avoid everyone

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

Why do hipsters drink their Jello?

They want to have it before it's cool.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?

A: They don't know the route.

Breed Jokes More Breed Jokes

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!