Main Stream Jokes

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

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Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

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How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

Why do we use black pens on white paper?

So hangman is more realistic.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles?

A : It had a bleed on its tail fin.

Why shouldn't white people swim?

Crackers get soggy when wet.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

Maine Jokes More Maine Jokes

What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when a hiptser is a good secret agent?

You've never heard of him.

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

What did the drowning number theorist yell?

LOG LOG LOG LOG

How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.