Main Stream Jokes

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

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Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's another word for knowing that you're right?

Woman

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

Breed Jokes More Breed Jokes

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

What breed of dog is the most depressing...?

A melancholy.

Maine Jokes More Maine Jokes

What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine