Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

because it provides cavity protection

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What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

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Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

Where do you hide an airport?

IN PLANE SIGHT!

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What does the arabs put in their Mexican food??

Allah-peos

What do Arabs and the Japanese have in common ?

They both like bombs

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What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq