Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

because it provides cavity protection

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What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

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Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

How about a really bad food court where planes land?

Pitch for every airport

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How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

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What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq