because it provides cavity protection
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!
She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.
The planes were stalin.
Osama Bin Liftin
Allah-peos
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
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