How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

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Why can't Ross &amp Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

How do you drown a hipster?

In the mainstream

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What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

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How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.