How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

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Where do hipsters drown?

the mainstream.

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

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Why is sperm white?

Because it can swim

What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

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How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream