What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

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What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

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What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

What do you call a cavator that isnt a cavator anymore?

an EXcavator

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What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

What's grey and can't swim?

A castle