What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

Excavator Jokes More Excavator Jokes

What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

What do you call a cavator that isnt a cavator anymore?

an EXcavator

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What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.