What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

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How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

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What do you call a cavator that isnt a cavator anymore?

an EXcavator

What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

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Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.