What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

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What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

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What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

What do you call a cavator that isnt a cavator anymore?

an EXcavator

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Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles?

A : It had a bleed on its tail fin.