How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him?

Get off me homes!

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

How, would you answer this question?

No. -How

What is the question?

Does Wagner begin with a "V"

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What's that again?

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'

How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.