How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

Why couldn't Spongebob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you catch a unique rabbit ?

you neek up on it.

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why the sad face?

asks the bartender. "I got fired."

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

Why shouldn't you shower with a Pokemon?

It might Pikachu.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What are some of your strengths?

Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor