How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What was the name of the operation to catch Juaquin Guzman?

El trapo.

What sort of net is useless for catching fish ?

A football net !

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Why do you need a door then?

I asked him.

What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

How good are the showers at Auschwitz?

They're to die for.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?

Neighbor.