How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

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What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

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What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

How do you keep a group of women from talking?

Ask the oldest one to speak first.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse ?

Neighbor

How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.