Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

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What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

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Why is Pokemon quite realistic?

Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.

Why don't you undress in front of Pokemon?

Because they might Pikachu!

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What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

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What does the Pokemon dentist do?

He takes a Pikachu teeth.

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.