What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

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How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

What do you give an elephant with big feet ?

Plenty of room !

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Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

What is a Jamaicans favorite country to visit?

Yeahman

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What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

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What did the Lion say to the Rhino?

Y NO LEGS!

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

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What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!