What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

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What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

When do elephants have eight feet?

When there are two of them.

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What do you get when you visit the dentist with a dollar?

Buck-teeth!

Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

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What breed of dog is the most depressing...?

A melancholy.

How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

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Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

What did the Lion say to the Rhino?

Y NO LEGS!

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How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.