What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

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How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU

Breed Jokes More Breed Jokes

How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

Ethic Jokes More Ethic Jokes

How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.