How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

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What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

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What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

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What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

Who's there ! Caesar ! Caesar who ?

Caesar quickly before she gets away !

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What is zero in Roman numerals?

Nothing

Why did the Romans build straight roads ?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !