How did the Roman cut his hair?

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

How do you find out that a cricket hears with its legs?

First, you put the cricket on a box, tap the box, and you see that the cricket jumps away. Now, you cut his legs off, put him on a box, tap the box, and you'll see that the cricket does not jump away.

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What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?

Brainwashing.

What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla?

Just one hair.

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When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

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How did Roman magistrates keep fit?

Pontius Pilates.

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars