How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

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Which popstar cuts down trees?

Michael LumberJackson

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

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What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla?

Just one hair.

Why did (do?

cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

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What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

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What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

What did the old Frankish barbarians say to the Roman invasion?

You don't have the to do it!"