How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

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What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

What's long and black and dangerous to cut into?

The KFC Drive-thru line.

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What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

How do you get gum out of hair?

cancer -I'm sorry-

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What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

I came. I saw. I concurred.

What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks "

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What is it called when a Roman gets really sick?

Chicken Pox Romana

What do you call a Roman with a wet mustache and a smile?

Gladiator.