How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

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How do Mexicans cut pizza?

Little Caesars (say it out loud)

How was Rome cut in half?

With a pair of Caesars.

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When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?

When your bald !

When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

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What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

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How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!