What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

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How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

How was the roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of caesars

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Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

What's the definition of a healthy virgin?

A: "One who has never been bed-ridden!"

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Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

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Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

How many nuns were at the library?

Absolutely nun

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What do you call a barbarian you can't see?

an Invisigoth.

What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.