It's someone who cuts hair in a library.
Their stuff is always cut.
Eclipse it.
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
A poison pen letter from the principal.
Cancer :)
That's where you wash all your vegetables!
They were fully booked.
The Library
an Invisigoth.
