It's someone who cuts hair in a library.
Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
a guacaMOLE
Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.
Someone who doesn't have any expewience
cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.
A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
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A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)
an Invisigoth.