What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

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Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail?

Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.

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What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

What is the definition of a polar bear?

A: A rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

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Where do you find the Bible in a library?

Fiction".

How much for a happy ending?

Sir, this is a library!" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending

Barbarian Jokes More Barbarian Jokes

What do you call a barbarian you can't see?

an Invisigoth.

What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.