Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

Why was the umbilical cord sad?

He got cut from the naval base.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What is the difference between a Gynecologist and a Urologist ?

The smell of their fingers.

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.

What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What Pokemon likes to run?

Lucardio!

What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

When you know it is too cold in Bay Area?

When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.

Bald Guy Jokes More Bald Guy Jokes

Why do bald guys cut holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

Why do bald guys have holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.