Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

A: Wait at the buzz stop.

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

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Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

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How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

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What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

What did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP!

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How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

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Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

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Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

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Why do bald guys cut holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.