Why are anorexic people cannibals?

Because they're always putting their fingers in their mouths.

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Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

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What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime?

Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.