What did the hippopotamus do to the magician?

He hippo-tized him!

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How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

When is a farmer like a magician?

A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

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What do you call a hippopotamus in an I.C.U.?

Hippo-critical.

What do you call a hippopotamus wearing Tie Dye?

A hippiepotamus