What did the hippopotamus do to the magician?

He hippo-tized him!

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What do you call a dog that is a magician?

A Labara Cadabarador

What happens when a magician gets mad?

He rips out his hare!

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Why can't you ever see a hippopotamus hiding in a tree?

Because they are really good at it

What's the difference between a hippopotamus and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.