What did the hippopotamus do to the magician?

He hippo-tized him!

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.