What did the hippopotamus do to the magician?

He hippo-tized him!

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What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

When is a farmer like a magician?

A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

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What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a hippopotamus?

A lickalottapuss.

What do you call a hippopotamus wearing Tie Dye?

A hippiepotamus