What did the hippopotamus do to the magician?

He hippo-tized him!

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What does a hockey player and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks!

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

What do you call a hippopotamus that's a gigalo?

A hit-the-spotimus.