What did the hippopotamus do to the magician?

He hippo-tized him!

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What do you call a perverted Magician?

Q: What do you call a perverted Magician A: David "Cop a Feel" ...ba dum cha!

What do you call a dog that is also a magician?

A Labracadabrador.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with an STD?

A herpepotamus.

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.