What did the hippopotamus do to the magician?

He hippo-tized him!

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What do you call a Magician with a Parrot?

Pollygone

What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

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What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a hippopotamus?

A lickalottapuss.

What do you call a hippopotamus that's a gigalo?

A hit-the-spotimus.