What did the hippopotamus do to the magician?

He hippo-tized him!

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

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Why can't you ever see a hippopotamus hiding in a tree?

Because they are really good at it

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.