What did the hippopotamus do to the magician?

He hippo-tized him!

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What does a hockey player and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks!

What happens when a magician gets mad?

He rips out his hare!

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What do you call a hippopotamus wearing Tie Dye?

A hippiepotamus

Why dont you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees?

Because they're really good at it.