What did the hippopotamus do to the magician?

He hippo-tized him!

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What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

Why are magicians always sad?

Because everything they have disappears

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Why can't you ever see a hippopotamus hiding in a tree?

Because they are really good at it

What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.