What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

Thrust Jokes More Thrust Jokes

Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

White Liquid Jokes More White Liquid Jokes

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth