What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

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A full set of teeth

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So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

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A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.

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She's a spitter, not a swallower.

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What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.

White Liquid Jokes More White Liquid Jokes

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!