What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

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What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

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The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

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How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

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Her miscarriage.

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Spit, swallow, gargle.

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Because he tasted funny!

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What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

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Brush their teeth!

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He has thrust issues.

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

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What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!