Who's that running?

Not Tom

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What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom?

Tukaluk

What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

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Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.