Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

Previous Random Joke Next
Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

What does a cat sleep on?

A: A caterpillow.

Tom Jokes More Tom Jokes

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

What is Tom's favorite kind of joyride?

A cruise

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

What did the drowning number theorist say?

logloglogloglogloglogloglogloglog

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

What do you call a fish that's good at trading favors?

A squid pro quo.

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

Why was Jimmy so excited to go to Clown College?

He got a fool scholarship.

Little Jimmy Jokes More Little Jimmy Jokes

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.