Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

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Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

What's the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!

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What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

What did Tom hanks do in the woods?

He took a forrest dump.

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Why can't Ross &amp Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

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What did the fish say when he accidentally swam into a wall?

Oh dam

What do fish smoke?

Seewead

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

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Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy