Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

Why are all black people scared of sleeping?

Cause one had a dream, and he died.

Tom Jokes More Tom Jokes

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ?

Mice cubes !

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

bettas

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

Where did Jimmy go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

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Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy