Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

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What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

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Who's that running?

Not Tom

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the fish say when he accidentally swam into a wall?

Oh dam

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

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Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

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Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."