Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

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What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A tyrano-snore-us rex.

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

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Who's that running?

Not Tom

What is Tom's favorite kind of joyride?

A cruise

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What does it look like when someone is drowning?

lol

What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

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Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

How do fish go into business ?

The start on a small scale !

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Where did Jimmy go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

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Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."