What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks