What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

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What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ?

A hermit crab !

What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

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How do you get gum out of your hair?

Get cancer

What do you call a pen with no hair ?

A bald point !

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What kind of eye disease do vampires get?

Dracular degeneration.

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.