What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

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What do you call a personal laptop floating in the ocean?

A Dell - Rolling In The Deep

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

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When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks