How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize"

Why is it easier for women to shave "downstairs" than men?

They don't have to go through as many obsticles.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

How do you get gum out of your hair?

Get cancer

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call one Mexican on the moon?

A problem. What do you call two Mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved.

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Eclipse Jokes More Eclipse Jokes

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.