How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

Eclipse Jokes More Eclipse Jokes

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.