How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living?

A bad gambler

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Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How do you get gum out of your hair?

Get cancer

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ?

Lily !

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

Eclipse Jokes More Eclipse Jokes

How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!

Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.