How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills?

An ambulance.

Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What did the college junior say just before her toe was cut off?

NO PLEASE DON'T CUT OFF MY TOE!

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did (do?

cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What holds the moon up?

A: Moonbeams.

Why does the moon have no hair?

because it's waxing

Eclipse Jokes More Eclipse Jokes

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.