What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

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How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

How do Mexicans cut pizza?

Little Caesars (say it out loud)

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What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.

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What's Tommen Baratheon's favorite band?

Fall out boy

How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date?

Premature emasculation.

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What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

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Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

What did Victoria say to the tailor?

I'm a Taylor too.

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How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

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Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack