What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

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Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

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Which one is the boy you've been seeing?

New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died

Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way?

He was galactose intolerant.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

Tailor Jokes More Tailor Jokes

What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew

What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

A: Darn!

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What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.

Slack Jokes More Slack Jokes

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...