What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

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What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

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What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

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What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

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Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

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What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

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What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Slack Jokes More Slack Jokes

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

Why did the clothing store close?

The employees where slacking off.