Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?
You cry when you cut up an onion.
Because the marketing department cuts itself.
At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.
Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."
Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.
Roam And Tick things..
To hold his pants up.
Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.
He wanted a law-suit
A: Darn!
Times fun when you're having flies
A pitcher filled with margaritas!
Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)
The leash goes slack
