What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

What do you call a five foot psychic that escapes from jail?

A small medium at large.

Web Jokes More Web Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

Fang Jokes More Fang Jokes

What's as sharp as a vampire's fang?

A: His other fang.

How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.