What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

Web Jokes More Web Jokes

How do nuns surf the web?

On the Hymnternet.

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

Fang Jokes More Fang Jokes

How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.