What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force :)

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How do heavy metal bands surf the web?

On the Din-ternet.

What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

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What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

What's as sharp as a vampire's fang?

A: His other fang.