How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

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When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

What's the difference between having a job and being a homeless drug addict?

One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.

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What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

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What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.