How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

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Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

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What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

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What's as sharp as a vampire's fang?

A: His other fang.

What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.