How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out

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What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

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Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

What's a joke?

My life...

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How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

What do you call a puppy with a camera?

A furtographer