How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out

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Why don't Korean captains wear hats?

Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.

Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

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Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!"

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What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.