How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out

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How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!

What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

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How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

What do you do if life gives you melons?

You're dyslexic.

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How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out

What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.