What's a joke?

My life...

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Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron

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What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.