Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?

Because you can't bury them in trees !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?

Branch manager.

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What do women and KFC have in common?

One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone

Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Why can't you try someone for grave digging?

Because it was found on the ground.