Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?

Because you can't bury them in trees !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What do you call 100 blacks buried up to their necks?

Afroturf.

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What do women and KFC have in common?

One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Where do we go when we die?

In the ground.

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.