Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?

Because you can't bury them in trees !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

A: Her batteries were dead.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees?

A lumbering oaf.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.

How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.