Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?

Because you can't bury them in trees !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you call a dog that likes to be on the Internet?

A Labragoogle.

What do you call a menagerie of dogs with overactive bowels?

A Shih Tzu.

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

What do you call 100 blacks buried up to their necks?

Afroturf.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

What's worse than a baby stapled to a tree?

A baby stapled to ten trees.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What do a chick and KFC have in common?

Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.

What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Reddit into the ground?

I thought Asian women couldn't drive &amp#3232&amp#3232

What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.