What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?

A: The blonde works in the dark!

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What kind of tea does water make?

Humiditea.

What kind of tea isn't fake?

A property

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What does the KKK use to bake cookies?

White flour!

What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable