What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between David Lee Roth and Snoop Lion?

David Lee Roth was in Van Halen Snoop Lion was in a van in halen

What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun?

One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

Who's there ! Anais ! Anais who ?

Anais cup of tea !

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

What do you call a can of tuna in a lesbians back pocket?

DIP

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?

Jack-u-la !

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.