What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

he asks with a large smile on his face.

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.