What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between a sumo and a feminist?

A sumo shaves their legs.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do you call it when you stab a vampire in the lungs?

A miss stake

Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

he asks with a large smile on his face.

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.