What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a lesbian and a straight girl?

Four drinks.

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?

A "casual tea"

What kind of tea isn't fake?

A property

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin

What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.