What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

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What's the difference between GTA V Online and a non-essential government employee?

Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday...

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

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What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

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What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

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Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.