What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a lesbian and a canoe?

A canoe tips.

What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

What does batman add to his tea?

Just ice.

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

greg.

What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies )