What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?

South Korean BBQ has more Seoul

What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

How Moses makes his tea?

Hebrews it.

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE

What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer the dark.

What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What do you call a pig making cookies?

Bakin'!

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...