What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

What's the difference between certain and uncertain?

Well, one things for sure

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

How Moses makes his tea?

Hebrews it.

How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrewed it

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?

Mack-u-la !

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.

What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies )