Dip Jokes

How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

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Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

What do you call a can of tuna in a lesbians back pocket?

DIP

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

How did Popeye keep his tool clean?

NSFW He dipped it in Olive Oyl

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What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

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What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

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What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

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What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

What do you call a group of Spaniards in quicksand?

Bean dip

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How could they tell Amy Winehouse was dead?

No, seriously. How could they tell?

Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism?

an explosive punchline

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Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

What do you call a soldier with long arms?

An army soldier

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How can you tell a redneck has got money?

He gems out his dip cup

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

Custard Jokes More Custard Jokes

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

What do you call a custard when it goes bad?

Off-pudding.

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

What are you having?

First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

How well did the sailor do in school?

Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.