Dip Jokes

How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

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Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

What do you call a can of tuna in a lesbians back pocket?

DIP

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

How did Popeye keep his tool clean?

NSFW He dipped it in Olive Oyl

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What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

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What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

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What do you call four matadors in quicksand?

A: Quatro sinko.

What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

Quatro cinqo.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What's got six legs and can fly long distances ?

Three swallows !

What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

They both swallow seamen.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Salsa Jokes More Salsa Jokes

What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

What do you call a weak cup of tea?

Subtlety.

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What was said the boiled waters funeral?

You will be mist.

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!