Dip Jokes

How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

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Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

What do you call a can of tuna in a lesbians back pocket?

DIP

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

How did Popeye keep his tool clean?

NSFW He dipped it in Olive Oyl

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What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

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What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

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Because they're not real.

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Log jam.

Microchip Jokes More Microchip Jokes

What is the computer's favorite food?

Microchips.

How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?

One less drunk.

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Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

How can you tell a redneck has got money?

He gems out his dip cup

Bean Dip Jokes More Bean Dip Jokes

What do you call a Mexican baptism?

Bean dip!

What do you call a group of Spaniards in quicksand?

Bean dip

Quicksand Jokes More Quicksand Jokes

What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko

What do you call four Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

quattro sink-o

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

When is a Mexican not a Mexican?

When he's an alien! I'll see myself out now

What do you call a midget mexican?

A paragraph since he isn't a full essay

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What do you call the pope after a drive by?

Your holiness"

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats