If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.
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To liquidate their bills.
Microchips
Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?
Holy Guacamole
ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.
DIP
You can't dip a vampire in your tea.
cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL
NSFW He dipped it in Olive Oyl
Brown-chichen-Brown-cow
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You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.
The part he dips in Olive Oyl.
He just wanted the inside scoop.
A: A microchip off the old block.
When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.
I can't believe someone would stoop so low.
He gems out his dip cup
Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem
2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)
Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.
Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.
He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.
A: To promote off-shore drilling.
Because of their bills
Life outside of prison.
Quatro Sinko
Do you get a laughing stock?