Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne

Lol Jokes More Lol Jokes

What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE

How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

Em Jokes More Em Jokes

Who's there CD CD who?

C DEEZ NUTS *ha* *Got* *em*

What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.