Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

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When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

How many balls does Fred have?

10

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Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

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What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

What do you call a can of tuna in a lesbians back pocket?

DIP

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Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em

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What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.