Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do you call it when your balls are in the street?

It's Cul de sac!

Why are drug addicts bad at billiards?

Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball

Lol Jokes More Lol Jokes

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

Em Jokes More Em Jokes

What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em

What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Why Are Mexican & Black Jokes Overdone?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(