Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why didn't the girl go into the haunted house?

She didn't have the balls.

Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.

Lol Jokes More Lol Jokes

Why can't americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

Em Jokes More Em Jokes

What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.