Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

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Why is Italy's birth rate decreasing?

Because they pull out at the last second.

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

Napoleon Jokes More Napoleon Jokes

What did Napoleon have up his sleevies?

His armies!

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

Bonaparte Jokes More Bonaparte Jokes

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

Why was Napoleon's last name Bonaparte?

He didn't have any ligaments

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.