Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

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What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

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Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

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Why was Napoleon's last name Bonaparte?

He didn't have any ligaments

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

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Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.