Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

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What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

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Why was Napoleon's last name Bonaparte?

He didn't have any ligaments

Which real-life dictator was the most fun?

Napoleon BonaPARTAY!!!

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Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

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Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.