Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.
Because they all pull out.
When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.
A Waterloo
It's too complex
He didn't have any ligaments
Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.