He didn't have any ligaments
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
One is a Bonaparte from the other.
Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.
He couldn't pull out of the chicken
Because Auto-Bots pull out!
It's too complex
He tribe of pygmies is a cunning bunch of runts.
At least one group can grow a beard.
His grades were below sea level
Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band
Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.
Because everyone wishes him a new ear.