Bonaparte Jokes

Why was Napoleon's last name Bonaparte?

He didn't have any ligaments

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What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

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What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

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What's the difference between a thug and a pirate's dad?

One's poppin' caps, and the other's cap'n pops!

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

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Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

What is the big hairy thing between Napoleon's legs?

His horse Marengo

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What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"

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What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.