Bonaparte Jokes

Why was Napoleon's last name Bonaparte?

He didn't have any ligaments

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What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

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