He didn't have any ligaments
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One is a Bonaparte from the other.
Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.
a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!
Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.
Tsar Napoleon.
For his armies
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(
A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.
What son *Dad cries with joy
Stop cracking your NaCles."
If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.
Your mum doesn't starlings.
