Bonaparte Jokes

Why was Napoleon's last name Bonaparte?

He didn't have any ligaments

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What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

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The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes.

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Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

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I wish I was a little boulder!

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Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.