Bonaparte Jokes

Why was Napoleon's last name Bonaparte?

He didn't have any ligaments

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What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

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Why was Napoleon's last name Bonaparte?

He didn't have any ligaments

Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

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He tribe of pygmies is a cunning bunch of runts.

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At least one group can grow a beard.

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Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

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Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.