He didn't have any ligaments
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One is a Bonaparte from the other.
Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.
His horse Marengo
A Waterloo
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I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.
Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."
Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band
Pull the pin and throw it back.
The leash goes slack
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...
How hard you squeeze it.
