Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Tanks for the memories"!

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Where did George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

Where are the king's armies?

Up his sleevies."

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What did Napoleon say on the rollercoaster?

Ouiiiiiiii!

What is the big hairy thing between Napoleon's legs?

His horse Marengo