Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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Where do ants keep their armies?

in their sleevies

What do you call saplings in the army?

the infantry

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Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

Where did George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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What is the big hairy thing between Napoleon's legs?

His horse Marengo

What did Napoleon have up his sleevies?

His armies!