Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

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Where did George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

Where are the king's armies?

Up his sleevies."

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What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies