Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

Why don't ghosts have kids?

Because they have Hollow-Weinies

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

Where do people with one leg work?

ihop

Napoleon Jokes More Napoleon Jokes

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part