Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

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What does R. Kelly say to his kids when they do something bad?

Urine trouble

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

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What do New York McDonald's employees and people who read Ulysses have in common?

Liberal Arts Degrees.

Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.

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What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.